My mum loves J. M. W. Turner (yes, the dude Timothy Spall plays in that recent movie). She also loves painting. Many years ago, I bought her a 'How to paint like Turner' book. Great gift, right? Well, I discovered it on a shelf, on a recent visit, entirely unused. So I decided to 'rewrite' the book. My mum can now paint 20th century soul/rock crossover bastards in the style of 18th century Romanticist landscapes.